Aidy from Pothole Motors @' 'The Chards' - 

'As-salamu 'alaykum, Shwmae butt, 恁好 - lín-hó'

'Why not come down and see our lovely Potholes and repairs to Powell's field with Tarmac! 

You can enjoy a lovely chat (moan) with myself and Baz, about the state of the roads whilst you are here

'

Oh, and we might fix your car, now in a minute.'

'Kum-ba-ya,

Alhamdulillah;

Inshallah!,

好運 - hó-ūn

Tidy!'